Editor:
Robert Maddrey, Jr.
Creative Director:
Laura Seymour
Technical Advisors:
Ricardo Quintanilla
Harry Sandhu
Copy Editor:
Rebekah Maddrey
Danger & Security Analysts:
Paul Epperly
Matthew Uber
Un-General Counsel:
Vikram Saini, Esq.
Staff Paparazzi:
Patrick Dean
Michael Coates
Contributing Paparazzi:
Patrick McCall
Christopher Pittman
Scott Binder
Norman Hom
Gary Tong
Anthony Wong
Robert Maddrey, Sr.
Executive Assistant:
Eliza Thompson
Evil Doctor:
Victor Hung, Phd.
Associate Associate:
Garrick Hansen
Tamed Race Car Driver:
Steve Welk
Staff Physician:
Wendell Bulmer, D.O.
Tech Support:
Harjit “Rob” Saini
Resident Hippie:
Autumn Schwab
